Looks Like I’m Running Again…..

Cuz sometimes once a year just isn’t enough. Fuzz should me this last night and I instantly went into planning mode. This ZOMBIE RUN is hosted by a different company than i’m used to, so I’m not really sure what to expect of the actual race. The base description is about the same, as well as the entry fees and rules. Hell, even the webpages from other zombie companies resemble this one. I guess the one small thing that stands out is….. LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.

Guardian Centers is 800+ acres of disaster training goodness. You name it, they have an area where you can train for it. Flooded houses? Check. DOT spec interstate? Check. Crumbling buildings? You betcha. Subway. They have a subway area complete with 8 cars. Now I’m not sure if the zombie run will incorporate it, but how AWESOME would it be?? Then again, i imagine I could go to New York and hit the real subway at 3 in the morning to get the real effect. Regardless, check out the video as well as the website for Guardian. I’m gonna do some more research and planning. The race is 2 days after my birthday, so i’m thinking this is a definite.

XBox Xcitement – Gotham City Imposters

gotham imposters

I was initially going to try and post every day, but I’ve already blown that out of the water. No real excuse other than I’ve been playing a good bit of Xbox lately. As part of the Free Games For Gold Campaign, my latest time killer has been Gotham City Imposters.

A 6 vs 6 multiplayer shooter that offers a whole lot of comical killing and a ton of customizations. There is no story mode. In fact, other than a Challenges Section, you are fighting other imposters via the Internet the entire time. While the game play is somewhat similar to Call of Duty and other popular games, it’s the weapons, how you use them, and your character remarks that make this a “Must Play”. Earning coins allows you to dress your character in a variety of outfits. You rank up and even get promoted like COD, but you have never had your butt handed to you by a Bat Girl ninja wearing thigh highs and a bra in those other games. Fun had by all. Trust me.

If you feel spunky and wanna join me, send me a friend invite to watDhellion 13 on your XBox 360. In the meantime, I’m gonna go throw down some bear traps and try to update here again tomorrow.

Zombie Run Extreme – Atlanta 2014

I have once again returned to blow the dust off my trusty website and provide somewhat useless dribble for all the masses. I figure no better way to make my re-entrance than to finally post the video I shot when Buddha and I participated in the Zombie Run back in May.

I’m going to skip the details for now, believe me there are some good ones, but I am planning to post more pictures and a video of the night race aka Black Ops. Yup… zombie chasing you at night. Good times.

Till then, enjoy the 20 minute video with a soundtrack provided by YouTube. Not my first choice of tunes, but it will have to do… for now.

Warface: XBox 360 Free Beta

Gear Up Action Junkies. XBox 360 is now taking “applications” for it’s new First Person Shooter, “Warface”. It won’t be released until Spring and I can’t find much information other than a few promo vids. Regardless, it’s a Free Game and a chance to get in on the ground floor. Of course, if it’s like most other FPS shoot’um up military games, i’ll be doing a LOT of dying.

While you can’t judge video games by their video clips, I will say that this one looks pretty good…. even for the old 360. That of course means that game play footage will look NOTHING like this and will probably not even include any of the images you see here. (Been there. Done that.) From the way it sounds, they want you to play as a “team” using each of the different character classes to accomplish a new mission each day. Yeah. It don’t work that way. Players will figure out quickly which is the best/strongest class and everyone will be that guy. Regardless, it will be fun for a while. If you feel skippy, now is the time. REGISTER HERE, and let me know via the Comments Section or through the XBox. My username is: watDhellion 13.

I look forward to seeing you on the battlefield.

George Zimmerman Wants To Box Kanye West

Dear Lord, Please let this happen and at the exact moment the fight starts have the Hail Bop comet burst through the roof destroying them both.

From TMZ:

George Zimmerman wants to beat up Kanye West … ironically because the rapper has a history of attacking “defenseless people.”

Promoters for Zimmerman’s upcoming celeb boxing match tell us he badly wants to step in the ring with Yeezus. The promoters are deliciously Machiavellian — knowing for many it will become a choice between 2 evils … thus becoming a must-see spectacle.

We’re told George’s beef with Kanye is not just that he attacks paparazzi … but the innocents as well — like the 18-year-old who allegedly called Kim an “N***** lover.”

The promoters say if Kanye takes Zimmerman up on the offer … they’re willing to move the fight to L.A.

I’ve never been so torn in my life. My mind is not able to process this kind of decision. It’s my personal opinion that neither one is fit to walk God’s green Earth. So who would I cheer for in a winner-take-all boxing match? The only way there is a true winner is if the ring collapses under the weight of Kim Kardashians fat ass killing all those involved in this media soul sucking. As I sit here typing, I’m not really sure who is a bigger waste of flesh. Of course, if Kanye does accept, it means we can look forward to 100+ more hours of Kardashian bullshit. Hmmmm….. is it really worth that?

Just in case you are not up-to-date, here is the situation, once again, courtesy of TMZ:

Now’s your chance to kick George Zimmerman’s ass with zero legal repercussions — he just agreed to a celebrity boxing match … and he says he’ll fight ANYONE … even black people.

Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman threw down the challenge, offering George money to step in the ring. Now here’s the kicker … the opponent has NOT been selected.

We’re told George is open to fighting a black person, but the promoter is not discriminating, telling us “We’re not looking at it as a race thing … We haven’t discussed purple, yellow, white, black.”

Lately George has been more interested in boxing than guns … regularly training in the ring.

As for George’s cut from the fight, we’re told he’s donating the money to charity.

Since this declaration of toughness several celebrities have stepped forward to meet the challenge including rapper The Game, “NFL Today” host James Brown, and even all around celebrity bad ass DMX. The current whisper is that an “official” challenge has been made to DMX who has clearly stated:

“I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up. Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my d**k out and piss on him … right in his muthaf**kin face.”

I love this guy. By all means, I really hope that it ends up being DMX and he slaughters ol’ George. Literally. If there is any justice in this World, Karma will manifest itself and allow Earl to stomp a mud hole in this fat phuhks face before Trayvon Martin’s mom climbs in the ring and puts two in his chest. I would sooooo buy that pay-per-view.

If the planets do not align and make my dream come true and it ends up being Kanye, I’m definitely pulling for the comet. Comet to kill them all.

Sucky Super Bowl Sadness

So it’s mid way through the 3rd quarter and Seattle is KILLING the Denver Broncos. And let’s be real, it’s not just the score. Seattle is absolutely dominating Denver. The best part of tonight’s game has been the commercials. Wait. I actually very much enjoyed the halftime show with Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I don’t know a lot (read: any) of Mars work, but the fella put on one helluva good show. The Peppers were OK, but more of an afterthought if you ask me.

As for the commercials, I’ll come back and post some links here once they are available but here are a few of my favorites so far:

*Chevy Truck Bull For Stud (early in the game) LINK HERE
*Doritos Time Machine (enjoy the million dollars!) LINK HERE
*Dober-huahua (nice cameo by Sarah McLaughlin) LINK HERE
*All the “24” teasers (not much to see but love the show)
*Radio Shack Back to the 80’s (how many did you remember?) LINK HERE

We’ll have to see what else pops up later in the game. It’s 36-0 and time for some Xbox. I am soooo not gonna hear the end of this.

“Dead Island” Free On Xbox

From Xbox News:

Experience a holiday paradise gone mad after a zombie outbreak in “Dead Island,” where the player’s only chance to survive is to escape from the island! “Dead Island” combines first-person action with a heavy focus on melee combat, character development and customization of a vast array of weapons. All of these features are presented in a dark zombie story with a campaign that can be played with up to four players in co-op mode.

I must admit that I’m pretty stoked about this one. Buddha and I have been downloading some of these Free games and this one looks like a must have. One of the first ones we got from the “Games With Gold Program” was Dead Rising 2 which offered hours and hours of very enjoyable game play. I’m hoping that another co-op zombie game can do the same.

If you have any input or advice on the game, hit me up in the comments.

300: Rise of an Empire

While it may not win an Oscar, it will definitely be better on the big screen than a RedBox special. I thoroughly enjoyed the first “300” but I must admit that i’m slightly skeptic on this one. The first one was a slaughter-fest with cool special effects all laid out in subtle color tones. Unfortunately, all of those traits have been over done in waaaaayyy to many movies since then. Furthermore, while the original was somewhat loosely based on the “history”, who the Hell knows where this one is coming from. (Actually, it’s coming from a graphic novel but i digress…..)

Still got a month before it’s release, so it will be interesting to see what else comes out on this one.

2014 Fantasy NASCAR

It’s the new year and that means it’s time for Fantasy NASCAR. Somewhat of a yearly tradition, Fantasy NASCAR helps ease the pain of no more Fantasy Football and gives us all reason to actually follow the sport. Last year, Dirk won the overall Championship in his first full Season, so that essentially means that anything is possible.

It’s FREE to play and requires only a Yahoo account to register. Here is what you need to know:

Link to Register: http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/

Group Number: 2942
Group Password: shark13

If you have any questions or require any additional information, drop me an email or leave a comment here.